{ somewhere over the cake }
It's official.
It's official.
It's a bit of a bummer.
I want to use this post to address my incredibly innovative neighbors.
They implemented a story time at one of our local churches, and over the past year, it has grown into a really amazing hour.
We have been missing out, simply because Turtle went through a rather long phase of needing to nap at precisely the same time story time started. He's an even-keeled kid, but when he gets overtired, well... Let's just say I prefer not to have him overtired.
They start off with some music, to get the little ones excited.
And then two or three books get read.
More music.
Turtle's favorite part is snack time. Goldfish make everything ok.
And then it's project/craft time. Which is my favorite part.
My neighbors find some super cute projects on a few different websites. Last week, they talked about going back to school, and passed around yellow construction school buses with cutout wheels and passengers for the kids to color and glue. We got to take home an "S" worksheet.
And thank goodness for that.
Oscar has been a little trooper, bravely devouring swallowing his rations of wet food, resting and submitting to early bedtimes on the couch. Such a good patient.
It's been tough on the little guy, not being allowed countless hours roaming the back yard, in search of delicacies (mulch, grass runners, fish dropped by careless stork/heron-type birds, etc, wink wink), and having us dote on his every whimper and tail wag.
He's adjusting.
He's also found a new hidey-hole.
It doesn't happen often, but I am off.
I don't want to say it's a matter of writer's block, exactly. More like exhaustion. Brought on by a whirlwind trip, a pug crisis and starting this week behind the proverbial eight-ball.
I'm not a fan of being off. It's not a great state of being.
I could talk about my trip, which was wonderful. I loved seeing my friends and their families and some of my family. With the exception of talking to MacGyver on the phone for updates on Oscar, and asking for prayers and giving brief updates on a few social networking sites, I was pretty unplugged.
And it was nice.
But it's hard to get back in the saddle. So I'm going to take it easy this week. I'm not going to force a blog post. I'm going to share a little bit about my day, and focus on getting out from behind that irritating eight-ball.
It's Monday, and I'm a Bravo addict, so I'm watching Real Housewives of New Jersey, while MacGyver and the pugs snooze on the couch. This particular Housewives incarnation makes me incredibly uncomfortable because of the unreal level of drama and crazy involved. Who behaves this way? Really?
I just laughed too hard at a trailer for Going the Distance with Justin Long and Drew Barrymore. Because I love Justin Long and I think some of the scenes seem hilarious. I hope it's good.
I read a book called Life After Yes by Aidan Donnelly Rowley over the past few days, and while it's not my particular genre, and the dialogue was ridiculously contrived, I enjoyed it.
I am looking forward to this week's events: story time, a playdate, a mini spa party and dinner with friends.
I am NOT looking forward to doing more research on preschools, grocery shopping and getting caught up on cleaning.
I have some red tape work to do and that's unfortunate. But it must be done.
I have also decided that we need a House Assistant a la Jeff Lewis of Flipping Out (I told you I was a Bravo addict). House Assistants mix and serve attractive dirty martinis during household cocktail hours and handle the peculiar personalities of pets. I think a House Assistant would be an invaluable asset to the Three Pugs & A Baby domicile, and I hope MacGyver agrees to go in that direction. Soon.
I have a lot of baking to do this week, which is both exciting and daunting. On the list, pug cupcakes and a rainbow cake. Stay tuned.
And, really, that's all there is.
Tomorrow, I should be back on my game. Thanks for indulging my extended break. I'll make it up to you soon.
Ironically, and sometimes unfortunately, you can't have one without the other.
This weekend was intended to be a high. I packed myself in my car with my skinny jeans and some adorable cookies to pay a visit to one of my best friends, her new husband and her even newer baby.
Ah. The best-laid plans.
I arrived Thursday night. I got to love on sweet Baby J before he went to bed. We ate dinner and cracked open a bottle of pinot.
M (the aforementioned new husband) went to bed, while N and I stayed up chatting.
We finished the bottle of pinot.
It was almost 2am before my head hit the pillow.
Mem'ries.
I lounged in bed til almost 9:30am. I was awake, but it was the first time in a long time that I didn't have to actually move. It was such a strange sensation, but so deliciously enjoyable, I almost didn't know what to do with myself.
I reveled.
And then my phone rang.
It was MacGyver, telling me that he was bringing Oscar to the vet. That he had been up all night, unable to lay down, and whimpering. No one had slept, and DH was worried about our 10 year old first pug.
Although we are over 1000 miles away from Yankee Stadium, we are still quite lucky to have a minor league baseball team within driving distance to get our baseball fix.
It's a great venue, relatively small and on the newer side. It's comfortable and quiet, as far as ballparks go.
Which means it's great for family time.
Turtle is a particular fan of the smorgasbord available to him. Normally, we don't get a lot of treats, but game days are special days, so he got to enjoy a little more.
I love this picture, because he's two, and he's sitting in Seat 2 (get it???). It has nothing to do with him nomming on a mustard-drenched pretzel.
Back when I was a kid (in an age sometime between cave drawings and when benetton was cool the first time), social networking was something done in restaurants and bars.
There was no Facebook or Twitter. Hell, there wasn't even an internet.
I remember chat rooms when I was in my early teens. And, oh, how high-tech they were(n't).
But now, everything is so easily accessible, a touchstroke of the keyboard away.
It drives MacGyver crazy, because he is a firm believer in phone calls and face-to-face relationships.
But I love my online relationships. I have "met" amazing people from all over the world. People to whom I can relate and with whom I have amazing and insightful conversations. It's really astounding.
Even more astounding?
I have met people who live like 20 minutes away from me. People who have found my blog and who may recognize details. People who might post on a mutual, local friend's Facebook wall, with whom I already had an established Twitter relationship.
{ cue creepy animatronic dolls singing "It's A Small World After All" }
A few months ago, I "met" a Tweep. We @'d each other a wee bit and she volunteered to write a fabulous blog post for me. I offered to return the favor.
And then, as I was posting a "Hey, how are you?" on another friend's Facebook wall, I saw this particular Tweep, posting on the same wall.
And I had to ask. How did they know each other?
Turns out, they are real-life buddies, who do playdates and everything. And live in my general vicinity.
Shut the front door.
It works out great, because they are both amazing women, bloggers and mommies and we have a lot in common.
And thanks to that crazy internet, I am lucky to have met a fabulous new friend (even if I didn't get to go to Blogher).
So here's me, with E of The Writer Revived.
We are equal opportunity here at three pugs & a baby, so today, I'm treating you to the shenanigans that occurred first thing Monday morning at our house.
My alarm went off at 7:15. I babysit at 8am on Mondays, so I like to be able to get up and get the pugs out and fed and Turtle up and started on breakfast before my charge arrives.
At 7:30 (hey, I said I *like* to be able to do those things. Not that I was consistently successful at it), I heard through the video monitor "UH OH! MONKEY! Monkey's all wet! Monkey needs a tubby! Monkey needs a shower!"
Which would lead me to believe that Turtle had leaked through his pull up and Monkey had fallen victim.
It was a reasonable conclusion.
Wrong. But reasonable.
The leakage was, in fact, poop. Awful, terrible poop.
And Turtle was waiting for me, arms outstretched, little face screwed up in concern.
"MONKEY!"
The kid has a soft spot for his stuffed animals.
So.
I grab Monkey, and also Elephant, Replacement Monkey and Kiss the Build-a-Bear Puppy, who had also been violated by the explosion, along with an armload of sheets, and bolt, yelling for MacGyver.
"I need help! Get him in the shower!"
I assumed that MacGyver would register the crisis, rise from bed and transfer our child to the shower as requested.
Another reasonable conclusion.
I spray down stains, start the wash, stick the two awake pugs outside, grab a garbage bag wipes and haul arse back up the stairs.
Where I find Turtle, standing in the middle of the loft at the start of a trail of poop beans, unmoving in his dilemma.
And MacGyver is ....
... In Turtle's closet. Selecting a shirt.
Right.
So I grab Turtle and run for the restroom with him, while MacGyver, preoccupied with wardrobe selection, notices poop beans and follows me.
People. I cannot make this stuff up.
Apparently, despite my frantic rushing around and instructional calls, MacGyver failed to realize we were on High Alert.
Great.
Let's just say I left him with the fun task of scrubbing Turtle down, and subsequently scrubbing down the shower. Because it was the least he could do.
I handled the Turtle, the carpet and the pajamas.
Sigh. What a morning.
And oh, what a doozy it was.
Just when I think I have it all together, a day like Sunday happens and it leads me to believe that I am lucky to make it through the days with my head attached.
The plan.
Get up. Have breakfast. Send Turtle and MacGyver to pick up a birthday present while I did some things around the house. Go to birthday party. Give aforementioned gift. Eat cake. Go to minor league baseball game. Pray for car nap. Come home. Put Turtle to bed. Watch True Blood-Hung-Entourage. Sleep.
It was elementary.
So we start going, and make it to the birthday party.
We removed Turtle from the carseat.
And he was soaking wet.
For a quick moment, we hoped it was water from an upturned sippy cup.
It was not.
So.
I have to walk into a rather large first birthday, with my sensitive and embarrassed child clutched in my arms, approach the hostess humbly and apologetically, and ask if I might interrupt her hostessing long enough to use her laundry room.
You know. Because I haven't carried a change of clothes since Turtle was approximately 6 months old.
Dear Earth,
I am most distressed that you did not find it necessary at that point to open up and swallow me whole. I see I can't count on you and will have to proceed accordingly. Kthxbai.
Me.
Alternately titled, Monkey See, Monkey Do.
So I don't do this.
Like ever.
But something happened a few weeks ago and I need to share.
In case you didn't know. I bake. It's just a little something I like to do. Sometimes, I post my cake-y creations here or on Facebook, or on my gallery blog.
In fact, just the other day, I made this cake for a friend's husband's birthday. As you know, I am a die-hard Hurricanes fan, so it was a particularly difficult task. I powered through, though.
Football season is so close I can taste it.
It tastes of wings and Bud Light.
Anyway, it's about time to wave the flag.
And Turtle does an awesome job of representing.
Welcome back to our second installment of the Great Ichetucknee Springs Adventure.
When last you saw us, we were bundling up our tubes and boarding the tram back to the parking lot, where we planned to change, fire up a (charcoal) grill and enjoy a little picnic lunch.
Amazing how hungry a morning of tubing can make you.
The menfolk got the grill going,
This weekend, we joined some wonderful mommy friends and their families for a fabulous excursion.
Tubing at Ichetucknee Springs.
It was a central-ish location to meet up and it sounded like a great way to spend a day: tubing on a natural spring with the kids, and then wrapping up with a BBQ/picnic.
Sure, there was that whole, pesky "nature" thing. But more on that later.
We dragged our arses out of bed popped up at the early hour of 4:30am. Only 750 people are allowed on the river at a time, so we wanted to make sure we didn't get shut out.
Three of us caravan-ed to Ichetucknee Springs to catch up with our fourth, meeting at a Starbucks on the route while it was still dark out.
It involved driving through some very "rustic" areas.
On one of the roads, I saw this.
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